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The Assman @ Assman @sh.itjust.works
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Trump promotes family's new crypto platform, 'The Defiant Ones'

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  • The Defunct Ones

    • Microsoft’s controversial Windows Recall feature is coming back in October

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  • Another day I'm thankful I don't work for a company that uses microshit anymore

    • Check the facts

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  • He's mostly just been eating lettuce

    • Our kid's musical plush uses a USB-rechargable battery instead of accumulators

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  • And what is your mothertongue?

    • Done for the day

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  • Found the PM

    • Looks like it was a ... boobie trap

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  • I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn't get the joke

    • Toot toot

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  • Maybe for you, rookie

    • Putin has decided that Russia is going to be a 'safe haven' for people who want to trade liberal Western ways for Russian 'moral values'

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    • I'm seein' double. Eight Links!

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  • who also shreds on guitar

    • Now I can't stop thinking about it

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  • How the fuck do dogs have varying amounts of nipples?

    • LEAVE 👏 CAMBRI 👏 ALONE

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  • Why did swords sticking out of brain need to evolve?

    • JD Vance’s child-voting “experiment” would be great—for Democrats

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  • Go to bed gramps

    • Donald Trump's losing baby boomers, silent generation to Kamala Harris

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  • See, I thought he lost them to covid

    • Sexual dimorphism

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  • stone cold lady killer

    I see what you did there

    • Trump’s 270-page dossier of JD Vance’s ‘vulnerabilities’ hacked by Iran

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  • JD Vance pays for pictures of dirty couches when craigslist exists smh

    • Its very hard..

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  • Let's get you to bed, gramps

    • To distinguish between the word woman and women, we change the A to an E, but only change the pronunciation on the O.

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  • What kind of weirdo says chick-uhn?

    • 8 years of "Show us your birth Certificate" from these weirdos

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  • Accurate hand size

    • as far as we know anyway

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  • This idiot never heard about all those diplodocus orgies

    • Funniest timeline?

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  • Allegedly