Asidonhopo @ Asidonhopo @lemmy.world

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Apart from cigarette smoking inside again I wouldn't really miss those that much

I think the cult has found me

You just know new hires there must have to watch some anodyne video about data security that mentions secure passwords too.

I've had phones that regularly would say not delivered and the message definitely did.

You said skimpy but man I was not expecting it to be that skimpy. Don't scroll past, check that vid out before youtube takes it down

Adults who play board games

I solve this problem the other way by using the Greek names for the planets, Apollo, Aphrodite, Gaea, Ares, Zeus, Chronus, Uranus (of course), Poseidon and Hades.

If you can't see Bill Burr wheezing with laughter showing his daughter this meme I don't know what to tell you

Possible good side effect is churches visibly promoting candidates you dislike so you can actively avoid them. I'm not a church guy at all but having it be obvious which ones are the true cranks and which ones are more middle of the road, or the rare lefty churches seems like a silver lining here.

I don't think this will change much internally, churches are heavily political and the no endorsing candidates law was seldom, if ever, enforced.

I'm against the thylacine and mammoth projects but I've always had a soft spot for the moa. Also, I bet they're delicious.

Mine apparently didn't, but it's an older Samsung. Like, micro-USB era. I'd be surprised if Google ever autoinstalls Gemini because of the age.

I look at it like organized crime, you can invest your time, money and mind and you might see some benefits for yourself and your family but it causes untold harm to others and is a net negative overall.

This is bad, there were already a few scandals and a lot of concern over medicines made overseas.

For instance:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-63226055

It's been six hours, I still am in awe at the sublime comfort fogging my junk provides, this wonderful feeling will last days.

Not to diminish the joy of paying to raise a child but I miss my foreskin more than the trillions of gametes in the preceding decades that similarly to today's batch, didn't make it.

Also, importantly, I am not an accredited pelvic steaming technician. If you try this and get a 3rd degree burn on your taint, well... that's on you, chief.

Meh, I'll make more later

I'd be pretty impressed if salamanders readily incorporated environmental transposons into their genome. Don't octopuses rewrite their genetics on the fly though? I think I remember reading something about that years ago

Okay....

So I bought a handheld garment steamer for knitting projects and for steaming wrinkles out of clothes from storage or whatever. I, like most people, had been hearing about vaginal steaming for some time with mixed bafflement and curiosity. One brisk November night alone in my apartment, I was eyeing the device and I figured, whats the harm, why not give it a try?

So I fill the steamer with water from the tap and set it on the floor and take a seat in my swivel chair a safe distance in front of it, disrobed from the waist down. The steamer heats up slowly, and I slide forward a bit as the seductive white vapor emerges with increasing force. After five minutes of carefully steaming my dick, balls and ass with an increasing look of delight on my face, I'm a convert.

If you ever have that kind of week where they're feeling sticky or sweaty, you've got aching, vaguely itchy balls or it's all just lacking that certain je ne sais quoi, and a shower doesn't help, the steam does something amazing to open the pores, make all the assorted skin and sinew of one's nether regions toned and glowing and you sweat away all the soap and sweat residue and whatnot in a way that showering or bathing could never approach. It's shocking, I can't fully explain how renewing it is, or why, but it works, almost on a spiritual level. I've never mentioned this to another soul and doubt I ever will.

I'm actually filling up the steamer now despite the heat as it's been a few months since my last foray into pelvic steaming and I yearn for that soothing, forbidden relaxation. I will sleep like a baby tonight.

Oh, and do it away from electronics, I bricked a desktop by getting too much second-hand steam in it one day.

I'm partial to Tomatl and Ahuacatl