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  • Frasier is so old, Trump is the only way he can maintain an insurrection.

  • Paramount Plus is so desperate to keep me as a customer that they keep giving me free months of service, without advertising. I just threaten to end my subscription and they're all like, "Augh! Please come back! Look, you can have two more months on us... just don't go!"

  • Adulterated sounds like the exact opposite of extra virgin.

  • It's especially great when they do something that's completely off the walls crazy. Michael Dorn played a screaming dwarf in the Billy and Mandy episode "Here There Be Dwarves," who went mad after centuries of mushroom farming and exacted his revenge by invading the Keebler elves' hollow tree. Then R. Lee Ermey pops up to censor the carnage and the dwarves and elves compromise by making mushroom cookies, and Billy does karaoke. That show was so delightfully warped and random sometimes.

  • Damn it, I hate crumbs in my bed.

  • I can't wait for Commander Data's Greatest Love Songs collection. He sings with such soullessness!

  • That might work... if I hadn't already switched over to Firefox! Charade you are, Google asswipes!

  • It was morally bankrupt shortly after Seth McFarlane left too long under a heat lamp took over. In addition to all his other failings, Elon looks like McFarlane jerky.

  • Somebody give the Grim Reaper another roll of quarters for the claw machine. Why stop at just Kissinger?

  • Oh yeah, I remember this repulsive bag of wrinkles. It's like Colonel Sanders and the Cryptkeeper had a love child.

  • Autism is bolted into my personality; it's part of who I am as a person. I take great offense at the notion that I should be cured of being me.

  • They're not so much "autism speaks" as "we speak FOR the autistic because the autistic can't be trusted to speak for themselves." A more honest name would be "International Karens Inconvenienced by Autistic Children."