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ArugulaZ
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Joy Behar Says Next Republican Debate Should Be 'In a Jail Cell' So Trump Shows Up

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  • They all belong in one. Throw away the key and electrify the bars.

    • Ex-police chief who spread Jan. 6 conspiracy theories is sentenced to 11 years in Capitol riot case

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  • Gen pop! I demand gen pop!

    • Israel and US are at odds over conflicting visions for postwar Gaza

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  • Welcome to Israel. Where beggars CAN be choosers!

    • Donald Trump Still Wants to Kill Obamacare. Why?

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  • Because he never gave us a health care plan and knowing Obama did it (using a blueprint from his other enemy, Mitt Romney) makes his pee-pee feel small.

    • Elon Musk considers reinstating Alex Jones' X account, backtracking on prior decision

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  • “He was declared brain-dead,” Justine Musk wrote.

    Elon Musk, you ARE the father!

    • Elon Musk considers reinstating Alex Jones' X account, backtracking on prior decision

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  • Okay, we get it, we get it! You're a white supremacist! We don't need more proof!

    • HP misreads room, awkwardly brags about its “less hated” printers

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  • Shoot ink on paper. That's all you need to do. Don't give me a built in screen, or onerous firmware, or any of that nonsense.

    • HP misreads room, awkwardly brags about its “less hated” printers

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  • Remember when Domino's Pizza admitted that their pizza was shit, and that they'd work really hard to make it less shit? How'd that work out for them?

    • Israel and US are at odds over conflicting visions for postwar Gaza

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  • Crazed strongman Netanyahu wants to kill all of the Palestinians, while the US wants him to kill less than that.

    • A City Council Candidate Loses by One Vote, After Not Voting | A race in Rainier, Wash., was determined by a single vote, avoiding a tie and coin toss. One of the candidates did not cast a ballot.

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  • "I demand a recount!"
    "Okay. One for Martin, two for Martin."

    • Judge: Amazon “cannot claim shock” that bathroom spycams were used as advertised

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  • "I can't believe someone bought our 'Watch a Fourteen Year Old Pee Cam' to watch a fourteen year old pee!"

    • Reuters journalist was killed in Lebanon in targeted strike | Reuters

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  • "Israel carpet bombs journalists. Is it anti-semitic to complain that we were burned to a crisp by an out of control, self-described strongman coddled by the rest of the free world? We explore both sides of this controversial issue, not-quite-live on location in Purgatory."

    • Early impressions of Google's Gemini aren't great | TechCrunch

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  • Just stay away, oooooh!
    S-s-stadia!

    • Early impressions of Google's Gemini aren't great | TechCrunch

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  • On the plus side, with Gemini, it's always buy one, get one free!

    • Moms for Liberty founder leaves rightwing leadership role amid queer sex scandal & rape allegations

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  • So long, Hausfraus for Fascism. Fucking Ku Klux Karens anyway.

    • Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+

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  • I've got a few suggestions on how he can speed things along.

    • Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+

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  • When Mike Johnson goes to heaven and bangs on the pearly gates demanding to be let inside, Jesus will ask, "I'm sorry, do I know you? Because you sure didn't know me."

    • Georgia prosecutors predict jail sentences in Trump 2020 election case

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  • Prove it.

    • Panera Bread’s Charged Lemonade blamed for a second death, lawsuit alleges

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  • That charged lemonade is going to be a big hit in 2024, I tell 'ya.

    • The surprisingly robust careers of Star Trek stars who became video game voice actors

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  • "Your Seamen have all died." What are you, my urologist?