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  • With a name like Andy Ogles, how long do you think it'll be before he's caught doing exactly that? One, maybe two weeks tops?

  • Now the rednecks will want to kidnap her even more.

  • People don't necessarily need that kind of RRRRAW POWERRRR when playing video games, especially on the go. You're asking people to carry around a chainsaw when a pen knife will do the job.

  • At the moment, mother and son have the same number of teeth.

  • Sorry Jovan Musk, from Calvin Klein! The answer is nooooOOOOOoooo. Old Twitter is dead. You killed it, and now you're trying to sell me its smelly corpse.

  • I don't see a problem. It's entertainment, isn't it?

  • That's cool, I was done with it anyway.

  • Gosh, I kind of really hate their new art style.

  • "Null" is a good surname for these assholes. As human beings, they truly are.

  • Oh suuuure, when Pee-Wee Herman did it, it was a misdemeanor, but I guess we have higher standards for our kid's show hosts than our members of Congress!

  • Microsoft learned never to leave an EA exec at the wheel ten years earlier, with the disastrous launch of the Xbox One. You know, the all seeing, all knowing, all credit card charging privacy invader with its hooks permanently sunk into the internet, and a camera you couldn't cover, like it was some motherfucking episode of Max Headroom. Allow me to say, "Fuck you, Don Mattrick, and the DRM and surveillance-laden horse you rode in on."

  • No they won't! There's no way any of the big console manufacturers will ever agree to those terms, ESPECIALLY Nintendo. Microsoft would just buy Unity out before paying that ransom. You be smokin' some bigtime crack, Riccitello.

  • Gee Ron DeSuckass, if you let all your kill-billy followers die to COVID now, who will vote for you in the next election year?

  • I'd compare Alex Jones to an oversized, inflamed hemorrhoid. Always bloated, red, and a huge pain in the ass.

  • So this Kitagawa guy is the Japanese version of Lou Pearlman?

  • If you hated him on Next Gen, you'll really hate him on Deep Space Nine. Fortunately, he only appeared there once.