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  • Paramount couldn't be dumb enough to cancel its best Star Trek series, could it?

    (Remembers that someone at Paramount gave us six seasons of Two Broke Girls)

    ...probably.

  • You could just send the guy to prison over his human trafficking offense, instead of turning a blind eye to it.

  • You killed a dude for possession of a banana?

    ...really?

  • "You made the government function as designed! You're fired!"

  • If that pickle is supposed to represent incels, they should have used a baby dill instead.

  • Michigan doesn't have the death penalty, but I'm nevertheless relieved that the kid will remain in prison for the rest of his life. I'm also happy that his dirtbag kill-billy parents have been charged as accessories. If you've ever listened to these assholes, you'll know they've got absolutely no remorse for what happened. They deserve to share a cell with their brat.

  • One thing worth mentioning is that the ears are an erogenous zone for Ferengi. Is Jay Leno jacking off Quark with that Q-tip?
    EDIT: After watching that clip, I realized that yes, Quark really WAS getting off to that Q-tip. So I'll give them points for doing their research.

  • Christopher Steele? Sheesh, they might as well have named him Remington.

  • The story of a woman who tries to find something, ANYTHING worth buying from a discount Chinese mail order company.

  • "Hasn't the O'Brien family suffered enough because of you!?"

  • That ain't it, fam. The Dungeons and Dragons episode was a riot, due in part because they made Chevy's character so nasty.

    "You appear in the forest naked. You will die of exposure in fourteen turns."
    McHale: "I wait fifteen turns."

  • So we're mistaking death threats for free speech now, huh.

  • No thanks. I'm not in it for the money... or the empty promise of money.

  • I realize I said MechWARRIOR, not MechAssault, and now I must hang my nerd head in shame.

  • One day it's "Trump beats Biden in polls," the next it's "Democrats are on a winning streak." Yeesh, I can't keep up. The oooooonly poll that matters is the one on election day.

  • I revisit MechWarrior every time I need to soft mod an Xbox.

  • Good. Kill and maim each other for a change, instead of the rest of us!