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Sure, but I'd rather have it relocated to a landfill where it'll be kept out of the water supply and will eventually get covered with dirt and turned into a park or forest preserve.

Landfills aren't just a hole in the ground people throw shit into. They're complex, managed systems that efficiently store garbage and keep it sequestered while it breaks down over long periods of time.

No, fuck that! We spent twenty years nation building there and the first time they needed to stand up on their own the ANA folded up and ran.

They weren't willing to do the bare minimum to avoid Taliban rule. It's not our fault they were too stupid to see the consequences when they rolled over and let the fucking cavemen take over.

Standing at attention is supposed to keep you a little off balance - not that much, but a little. Some people lock their knees when they stand, which will ultimately make you faint. Standing "gut in, chest out" makes you to lean forward slightly, forcing your knees unlock.

Because these guys are ceremonial guards they crank the whole thing up to eleven and it tends to look ridiculous at times.

The position of attention is usually heels together, gut in, chest out, etc.

The raised chin is kind of old fashioned and only used for ceremonial purposes by some countries. Russia is one of those countries.

That being said, dude on the left looks like he put a little meth in his cereal that morning.

Sounds like something a squirrel fighter would say.

Same here, but for fiction writing.

If I get stuck in something or need to figure out a character motivation I'm like "dang, I need to take a shower about this".

It's technically possible to do that after committing any crime, but under super specific circumstances and it's a far cry from a "get out of jail free" card.

If you're legitimately, actually insane when you commit a crime you'll get sent to a mental hospital instead of prison. The catch is that the hospital will only release you if you're mentally healthy. That can mean that a person who uses the insanity plea may spend more time in the hospital than they would have in prison.

What a relief! For a minute there I thought there was going to be a post where someone didn't drag politics into it.

/s

That's a whole string of words.

Perhaps the Pope should decree that drones can't be used to fight Christians.

I mean, it didn't really work for crossbows but you never know.

Also speaks to their average reading comprehension and ability to follow basic instructions.

ITT: I'm not a part of the two generations you specifically asked for, but here's my life story anyway.

Hot on the heels of this one, I'd imagine.

I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.

Patents expire. In the long run your inventions would be used for evil.

Ebaumsworld.

That's "the Achiever" with different wording.

Holy shit, is that the guy from the ice cream episode of Modern Marvels?

Doomerism. Not even once.

That's a funny way to spell "watch dipshits take a joke seriously".