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America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

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  • Why not? Because this is a shitpost community.

    • America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

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  • Inb4 people start taking a Lemmy shitpost seriously and argue with it.

    • Could an American please prove me wrong?

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  • That's Grenyarnia, the country that only rich people know about.

    • Do you think the economy is better under the Democrats or the Republicans?

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  • Of course the only reasonable answer is all the way at the bottom.

    I tell you, the worst part of Lemmy is the users.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Wait until you hear about media contagion!

    This shit is par for the course.

    • Perfume Shop

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  • You can't handle my strongest perfumes. They'll kill you, traveller!

    • New AI model can hallucinate a game of 1993’s Doom in real time

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  • Proof that if a system or technology exists, nerds will try to run Doom on it.

    • The culinary opposite of ice cream is pepperoni.

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  • Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

    • Warthog or Lamborghini?

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  • It's supposed to be an ASMR video, I think.

    I still have no idea why she has to say "Lamborghini" like she's recovering from a stroke.

    • Warthog or Lamborghini?

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  • It generally means how much attention a person requires, usually because they can't handle basic shit or are constantly starting drama.

    You know that one guy at work where every little problem is an intolerable burden? You know, the guy that will do mental gymnastics to interpret anything the boss does as a slight? That guy is high maintenance.

    The hallmark of a high maintenance individual is when the ratio of normal, functional conversations to "oh, I guess we're gonna talk about your shit" is way off. If you go on a date and spend the whole time talking about their family dysfunction and their beef with their friends, finish the date and politely decline another.

    • Warthog or Lamborghini?

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  • Oh hell yeah!

    • Facebook

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  • Amen, sister.

    • Warthog or Lamborghini?

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  • Yeah, sure but can the bike provide close air support?

    • Japan: Experts suspect lonely dolphin behind rise in attacks

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  • Quick, give it some LSD and handjobs. We can say we're teaching it English or something.

    • Grandmom asked me to sharpen her hatchet. What's worth doing is worth over-doing

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  • Where's your sense of adventure?

    /s

    • Lemmy users, what is / are your favourite countries

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  • OK.

    As someone who has lived in multiple states I can confidently say that your preconceived notions about our country are not based on reality.

    • Lemmy users, what is / are your favourite countries

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  • That is NOT the typical experience in the US

    In certain parts of Wisconsin, yes, but not the rest of the US.

    • Happy Birthday

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  • Lolwut

    • Milksneks

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  • They're like "dang, that's a neat snake".

    • Why does left wing advocates hate centrists?

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  • Holy shit I had to do a lot of scrolling to get to the real answer.