Urethra Franklin @ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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2 yr. ago

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to...

TAKE OFF, EH!

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

William Shatner, is that you?

It's why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it's the only culture some of my hick kin have.

It's really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my...ahem flirtations. In person? It's a crapshoot.

That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I'm old fashioned like that.

Username checks out.

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It's 0005 here.

No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means 'from Vinci'.

This genuinely made me snicker.

So the drop bears actually float up?

Would you like to play a game?

STOP!

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

(Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!