Urethra Franklin @ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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Dude, I'm from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I'm just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon' Red Hat.

Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

It's a major award!

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

Nor cunning use of flags.

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

How would you know? You're sleeping.

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Turducken would like a word.

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

Cobain's, too.