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AllNewTypeFace
AllNewTypeFace @ AllNewTypeFace @leminal.space
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  • She just wants to tell you your porn star name

    • What architectural style would you like to see come back?

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  • The full swathe from Art Nouveau/Jugendstil through Art Deco/Moderne and Bauhaus functionalism through to 1950s modernism. If I had to be more specific, I’d focus on British interwar modernism.

    • AOC says Trump's Iran strikes "clearly grounds for impeachment"

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    • Oranges? In this economy?

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  • Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills

    • Brand awareness

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  • Or the plant nursery in an Australian town named Mole Station, who registered the obvious domain name that came to mind without thinking about it.

    • Cannibalism Among Undersupplied Russian Troops Raises Alarm in Ukraine

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  • Do they want Orcs or just Orc cosplayers?

    • Oranges? In this economy?

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  • Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

    • Cats can drink salt water

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  • That’d be ammonia, a metabolic byproduct of their carnivorous diet.

    • Silicon Valley Executives Join the Army as Officers. The men will get to skip the usual process of taking a Direct Commissioning Course and won’t need to complete the Army Fitness Test.

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  • America gets one step closer to a service aristocracy.

    • Long lasting as fuck too

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  • IIRC, the short Napoleon was his grandnephew, Napoleon III.

    • Spicy void

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  • Sometimes, the void screams back

    • Grim ass picture

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  • That’s going in a lot of lemmings’ spank banks

    • Why are ghosts never racist?

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  • If the rate of ghost dissipation (at which they either cross over to the afterlife or just fade) is lower than the death rate, ghosts will build up, and after a while, it will be statistically overwhelmingly likely that any random ghost is very old.

    • Who the hell can afford a printer

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  • Given the extortionate cost of printer ink, owning a printer is a mug’s game. Much like owning a car if you live in a walkable urban environment but might need to drive somewhere once every year or two.

    • What are the chances this leads to world war 4?

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  • There’ll be a Netanyahu Square in Tehran, named after the Reaganesque hero who brought down the Evil Empire.

    Also, any day now, Americans will be buying Iraqi-made cars, as their grandparents did German and Japanese cars.

    • Ukraine confirms US is now protecting Putin’s oil assets

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  • Krasnov’s job is to deliver a Russian victory, while making it look to be in spite of US efforts

    • US Military never really trained for these types of dog and pony shows

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  • The next episode will involve him using an Executive Order commanding the Mint to make a Presidential Crown or something.

    • 'Grounds for expulsion': GOP senator accused of 'mocking' the murder of two Dems

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  • They’ll change their tune when Trump pardons the killer. (And you know he will.)

    • Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone

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  • With free Russian malware preinstalled

    • Trump’s Military Parade Gives Shoutouts To Corporate Donors: ‘Special Thanks To Our Sponsor – Coinbase’

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  • Paul Verhoeven’s Idiocracy