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AllNewTypeFace
AllNewTypeFace @ AllNewTypeFace @leminal.space
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No thoughts, head empty

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  • L. Ron Hubbard would disagree. Scientology doctrine holds that we inherit all our stress and anxiety from clams who were our ancestors, and their tension between their desire to open and close their hinge. (It is apparently possible to stress out an indoctrinated Scientologist by making opening and closing motions with one’s hand, subliminally reminding them of this.)

    • German good night stories be like:

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  • The Icelanders can beat that; a traditional Icelandic lullaby translates as “sleep, you black-eyed pig, and fall into a deep pit full of ghosts”

    • German good night stories be like:

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  • Half of them are coded sedition against the king at the time.

    • 'Israeli not welcome': Antisemitic posters shock Milan's Jewish community

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  • Would it be fair to ban Americans because one disagrees with Trump?

    • Pig Iron has many industrial applications

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  • There should be diesel generators and/or UPSes which are pig-shaped, at least in Schuko-plug land.

    • Britain’s National Security Strategy prepares militarisation of society

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    • Orbán: “Ukraine is not NATO member and I intend to keep it that way”

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  • When faced with the choice of good relations with the EU (including funding and cooperation) and standing with Putin, Magyar may, unlike Orban, make the pragmatic choice.

    • Orbán: “Ukraine is not NATO member and I intend to keep it that way”

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  • Hungary should follow Slovakia’s proposal and leave NATO.

    • Kim Jong-un hails new North Korean beach resort as one of country’s ‘greatest feats’ this year

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  • He’s probably a highly decorated special forces veteran, chosen specifically for the honour.

    • Putin will not go to BRICS summit in Brazil due to ICC arrest warrant

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  • Glad to see Lula hasn’t granted him immunity.

    • Credible shrine

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  • As foretold in the Book of Armaments

    • Senior MP calls for Marilyn Manson concert in Brighton to be cancelled

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  • I agree that Brighton is the wrong place for this sort of thing. A tour of shopping centres in economically depressed areas would have been more appropriate, perhaps with some third-tier 90s boy/girl band most people have forgotten.

    • Great plan

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  • Tell me you’re not in Europe without saying you’re not in Europe

    • Chat is this real

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  • The one person successfully cured of Nazism

    • EU may take action against Israel if conditions in Gaza do not improve

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  • EU brandishes a wet lettuce leaf in warning

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  • The other option in the other direction is to join a swingers’ club or similar and keep it purely sexual, though leave open the possibility that something more may come of it.

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  • You may be better off joining a club/group activity around a common interest. That way, even if you don’t meet anyone, you have something to do that isn’t soul-destroying.

    • 'Sovereign citizens' sentenced to prison term in Western Australia for defiance of court order

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  • LMFAO

    • You silly Germans, that's where sewing needles go.

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  • Danes, or as they’re called in America, Lego Germans.

    • Always found this kind of.... funny

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  • I wonder whether his descendants are still in the upper strata of the aristocracy, managing an ancient pot of money from a yacht in Monaco or a small, high-ceilinged office in Geneva, the logo of their private bank paying tribute to their fortune’s history with a well-hidden fart joke.