Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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New ultra economy just dropped. Cheap prices, but when Russian SAMs lock on, you are now chaff.

Just go sequentially

"If it bleats, we can kill it."

APIs have been around since like the 90s, right?

Double plus good!

Pop me out the side with compressed air like a decoy flare

Vietnamese DGAF

An average Saturday night for your mum

President Bonifyyd Johnson addresses the crowd

"My fellow Americans. I can hear you. Can you hear me?"

I don't believe in object permanence. I think it's a hoax just like the moon landing and the time cube. If I can't see something it stops existing. Just like how rocks are actually soft, they just tense up when something touches them.

Aphmau, BTS, Jordan Matters, and a fuck load of shorts.

That's not where the headset mic goes!

Not with meat, or course. When chopping vegetables.

"We"

"Do we think that leftover scree was important? Do we remember where it came from?"

"We need to get some more sleep."

Sometimes it's "You" when referring to the lazy, scared, or angry one.

"You're overreacting. You'll be fine. You're upset over nothing."

Never I.

I use a couple of damp paper towels under the chopping board to hold it still, then when I'm done I use the damp paper towels to wipe the knife, board, and bench

Edit: for vegetables only. Not with meat jfc

Coast

That's Grell, the robot.

Just get an AI to summarise it for you. Circle of life.

Heteronormative

Camel a boot?