AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

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How is this not satire?

While this is true, there's one thing, for me, that make it unique in Trump: he has a fanatical voter base, he is less concerned about being caught lying than any other politician.

Trumpism 101:

everything I don't like is your fault.

Everything good happening is because of me.

And the turd voters will believe it.

Hmmmm... where have I seen a group "deporting" a different group just because of their views before? I'm almost sure I've seen this happen somewhere in Europe some 80-90 years ago, but I can't completely recall where...

A month? 10 days, mate. Months have around 30 days, so he still has time to raise that number.

Wait a moment, are you suggesting that firing thousands of people whose job is, among the things, to regulate air traffic so these collisions don't happen, and collisions happening might be related?!

So are the eggs cheap yet?

Of course not! I was referring to the months remaining of theater. People need time to adjust, so they won't be announcing the switch to monarchy until the last moment.

He said people. Remember that you are talking about nazis magas. There's a very specific definition of what's considered people to them, and women are not included there.

Don't be so pessimistic! Don't think it's been only a month, think there's only 47 more months to go!

Magastan neighbours need to quickly close and fortify their borders.

Like...who ever even saw that coming?

Literally nobody*

*except any person having more than one braincell.

Wait, what?!

Are you telling me that the party of the face eating leopards want to eat MY FACE?!?!?I But... how could this happen?

What a crappy headline!! "WOULD set back"?!?!

As if there was any doubt he will set back that progress.

You seldom hear from the folks running a half dozen VMs on a laptop.

That's probably me. Blame it to working with automation systems that span from the early 90s to present day.

I don't see anything unpopular here. We all know that turd supporters are either dumb as a rock or evil as a nazi. Sometimes both.

But you can't vote for a nazi if you aren't, at least, one of those.

If you want to eradicate an illness, the best way, according to fascists ,is simply act as if it didn't exist.

You guys still don't get it, do you? Laws work only if they can be enforced.

Do you plan on arresting and judging Turd? Because unless you do, your laws mean nothing to the orange turd.

Indeed. European monarchies are like this. The monarch has no real power, they can only sign the laws passed by the parliament. It's basically like a president of the republic in countries like Italy. Except you can't vote to choose a new one.

Turd's model of monarchy is akin to those absolutists we remember before France invented their well known and completely democratic way of unelecting a king.

They learnt nothing from the twitter renaming, didn't they?

We're gonna have so much fun triggering Magastanis by calling it gulf of mexico