AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

I am not a velociraptor

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Don't be so pessimistic! Don't think it's been only a month, think there's only 47 more months to go!

Magastan neighbours need to quickly close and fortify their borders.

Like...who ever even saw that coming?

Literally nobody*

*except any person having more than one braincell.

Wait, what?!

Are you telling me that the party of the face eating leopards want to eat MY FACE?!?!?I But... how could this happen?

What a crappy headline!! "WOULD set back"?!?!

As if there was any doubt he will set back that progress.

You seldom hear from the folks running a half dozen VMs on a laptop.

That's probably me. Blame it to working with automation systems that span from the early 90s to present day.

I don't see anything unpopular here. We all know that turd supporters are either dumb as a rock or evil as a nazi. Sometimes both.

But you can't vote for a nazi if you aren't, at least, one of those.

If you want to eradicate an illness, the best way, according to fascists ,is simply act as if it didn't exist.

You guys still don't get it, do you? Laws work only if they can be enforced.

Do you plan on arresting and judging Turd? Because unless you do, your laws mean nothing to the orange turd.

Indeed. European monarchies are like this. The monarch has no real power, they can only sign the laws passed by the parliament. It's basically like a president of the republic in countries like Italy. Except you can't vote to choose a new one.

Turd's model of monarchy is akin to those absolutists we remember before France invented their well known and completely democratic way of unelecting a king.

They learnt nothing from the twitter renaming, didn't they?

We're gonna have so much fun triggering Magastanis by calling it gulf of mexico

Congrats to the US of A on becoming the newest monarchy!

Don't worry, if the judge decides that it was in fact an illegal lottery, the orange guy will pardon him anyway.

In my work, I've learned that when you see a safety measure that looks overkill and that "no one can't be that stupid" to do what the measure keeps you from doing is because, in fact, someone was that stupid.

BREAKING! Orange christofascist who said would make a christofascist government picks a christofascist for the government!

So when the dumb person tries to insert a fork in the plug, they don't die electrocuted.

This might be a thing we'll see soon enough if Ketamine Karen keeps going the way he's going. At some point, his products are going to be considered a threat to security

I understood it ls in people are discussing if it was a nazi salute or not, maybe some of the meaning inside the word got lost in translation? I'm not a native speaker so it's a possibility.

It wasn't controversial. There is no controversy about it, everyone except nazis are saying that it was a nazi salute.

At this point one should ask if they are trying to make people quit meta on purpose.