AJ1 @ AJ1 @lemmy.ca

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D-bag works well enough for my purposes

I was under the impression that we (in Canada) get our vodka mostly from Finland, but it's been a while since I worked as an alcohol purveyor... I'm ashamed of the things I did during those years, but I'm in recovery now, thank you for your concern

um, yeah. we heard you the first 5 times, why do you keep reposting the same comment over and over?

can you pick all the hottie’s?

... the hottie's what?

This just in: 1 in 5 Americans deported to Salvadoran prisons, selection is random

I mean, it makes geographical sense, it logically and physically should be part of Canada. Let's annex it, who's with me?

you can just say Salvadoran. no "el" and no i

trump's america, ladies and gentlemen. they truly made it great again

You want martyrs??

I mean, yeah that'd be cool. What else do we have at this point

now you want to start calling people "edgelords" lol. maybe it's time to look at your own embarrassing, disgraceful behaviour and consider the possibility that you're a gigantic flapping twat

I'm looking forward to the deus ex machina part. Could we just skip to that part? Or no, how about my favourite plot device, where we wake up and realize it was all just a dream? Maybe we could just do that

I'm here to do two things: not read articles, and make ignorant comments based on not reading articles

and I'm almost out of articles to not read

I had that exact same camera when I was a kid. My favourite part was putting in new flash cubes. Dude when the Kodak Disc came out we were wetting our pants, that thing had INFINITE FLASH

all he has to do is start a war with Canada and declare martial law. sweet, I can't wait to be invaded and forced to become american

it's like you agreed to let someone beat you at tennis to impress the girl he likes, then he gets carried away with it and starts clowning around like a total fucking idiot

he's exactly like my brother. he's the most pathologically self-righteous hypocrite you've ever seen, he has absolutely ZERO self-awareness and zero accountability. swear to god they were separated at birth.

I remember being constantly terrified of nuclear annihilation during the cold war in the 80's, when every night after dinner, Peter Jennings would tell America how close we were to MAD. Now I live in Canada and I have that same existential dread that I had 45 years ago living in the US, except somehow it's even worse

Who would’ve have thought.

me. I would've have thought. I totally would've have.

You don't need, that comma.

But I'd like to point out that this isn't a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I'm, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.

I bailed out. Fled to Canada, where after 16 years of happiness it now looks as if I might lose my country and be forced to become American again... fuck that. I'd rather die. I'll disappear into the Shield and survive on bass and pickerel for the rest of my life, living like Rambo. Yeah John Rambo was American, but he would've been much better off as a Canadian.