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  • isn't this something everybody knows already? it's been common knowledge since like, forever. even if you're a middle school dropout, live in willful ignorance and never pick up a book or periodical, you'll still accidentally learn this fact from TV and movies

  • In another recent example from the UK, a crossing guard was banned from high-fiving the children he helps cross the road because doing so slows down traffic.

    sounds about right. also, apparently the UK calls their crossing guards "lollipop men"? I assume it's because their crossing sign looks like a giant lollipop

  • ... I think I agree with your sentiment? honestly it's hard to tell because everything you just said is delivered in this ultra-cringe meme language. I guess this is so the average middle schooler can understand what you're saying? or is this how robots think humans communicate, so when they want to pretend they're an "average human internet user", they talk in this ridiculous idiotic meme codec? idk, whatever, it's peak cringe, but ok cool comment

  • The sheer number of evacuees has put a strain on Manitoba’s 15,000 hotel rooms to the point Kinew’s government is asking tourists to reconsider visiting Manitoba for now.

    Wait, does 15k hotel rooms for an entire province seem like not even close to enough? Or is it a totally reasonable number? Idk, seems low to me, even for Manitoba... and I live here

  • this is usually when I would say something conceited like "lol glad I don't live in the US" but then I realise that I'm just as fucked as the rest of the world and we don't have a future

    hopefully microplastics will invade my colon/heart/kidneys/liver/brain soon and remove me from this living nightmare, I can't deal with this shit anymore

  • eventually they'll come out with a device that charges you while you wear all of your rechargeable items. you just plug yourself into a USB outlet and all your shit gets charged simultaneously

  • You can 100% cut down car noise by replacing them with street cars, electric busses, commuter trains and bicycles.

    It's buses, not "busses", but yeah pretty much. In Winnipeg, every 3rd vehicle is some ridiculous jacked-up, dudebro coal-rolling FUCK TRUDEAU mobile. Get rid of those and all those stupid-as-fuck, needlessly loud Harleys and you instantly remove 75% of the cacophony that forces me to shut my windows and turn on the AC

  • I'm waiting for the laser sword as a standard option. It's always a bad idea to buy the first model anyway, and you know it's coming. I mean who in their right mind rides a robot horse without a light sabre?