I am not. Lewis was not fully along side. Made contact, had room to spare, broke the other car. I don't think he would get the 5sec when Perez car was intact.
Well yeah ok, I get it. It just was you know gay porn, just telling how it was. It was the porn bit that was wrong with the whole situation ofc. But it was specific gay porn on his hard-drive. He was happy that I fixed his broken disk tho :-)
After years of Nagios use now on Zabbix for 2 years. It's really really great and my favorite monitoring system once you get the hang of it.
But overkill for just some home monitoring imo. I would recommend uptimekuma.