5parky @ 5parky @lemmy.world

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Chunk: And this I've time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like "huuuuh, huuuuh" and dumped it over the side.

Fratelli: I think I'm beginning to like this kid, ma.

It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

Roussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.

Nail gun lobotomy? Or maybe that was my band name in the 00's. I don't remember for some reason.

If you fry it do you falafel?

That's a mom that knows that they're ALL much cuter when they're alseep.

Stomp: "I'll have a rum . . . . And coke."

Bartender: "why the pause?"

Stomp: "Dunno, I've always had them."

Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

Raw irritated penis

I can tell when the batteries on my cordless mouse have died. There's a strange feeling of resistance when the mouse is active, but when it's dead, nothing.

I've been saying this for months. How long until 47 "has a stroke."

Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.

So a shitgun instead of a poostol.

You don't know old until you've had to change the IRQ for your sound card because wolf3d.exe's settings were different than swotl.exe.

Gimme a stoner any day. Better than trying to talk a roided up jock half way through a bottle of tequila out of punching his nana. I don't consume myself because weed just puts me to sleep. I guess I'm mellow enough.

Remember when Idiocracy was a farce instead of a documentary?

With reddit eating X's ass on the highway to insignificance.

I have revived multiple computers and my mom's windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.