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  • Little bit harder than she's used to if you know what I mean...

  • I'd prefer manual withdrawal from my 'very much not checking it' account.

  • staring harder.

  • What happens if I stare into the void?

  • I got the mental image of a guy with a dildo on his desk in much the same way I have a rubber ducky and talking to it about his frustrations.

  • Well that was a heavy one for a Sunday morning.

  • I suddenly have obtained the urge to build an elaborate aquarium just for one of those.

  • Little balls of fur... as much as my dog warms my heart I'd love to go meet the little tuxedo cat that keeps trying to break through the window to get at us upstairs.

  • "Masturbating formula with Vitamin M"

  • We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

  • Award for stupidest thing I'm going to laugh at today.

  • Well first and foremost find yourself a distro you like, I'd suggest something Debian based if your just starting out but no judgement if you want to so to speak jump in the deep end. After that you'll grab a .iso file from wherever said distro keeps such things and you'll need to learn how to 'burn' that to either a USB drive or a regular disc if you want to do it old school. Then you'll need to learn how to get to either the boot menu or BIOS on your computer in order to get it to start from the new OS you've just plugged in. After that the install menu on the new distro should walk you through the rest. Don't worry, I know it sounds foreboding but I first did it as a kid, it's easier than it looks.

  • I'm foreseeing a spike in people asking me for help installing Linux.

  • Devil's advocate here, nobody wants to break the serial killer out.

  • Yeah you use an old fucked up card for that. Still keep one in my wallet even from back when my neighbors used to knock on my door instead of the landlords because they knew I was more reliable with opening doors.

  • If an own goal was ever worth a trophy this is a great example.

  • I mean, my local liquor store is close enough we could be considered neighbors and I regularly get suggestions based on my taste.

  • VOLUNTEER firefighter? That sounds like woke socialist bullshit to me, should've smited him instead. /s

  • What amazes me is the venn diagram of people who think the other countries were going to pay for the tariffs and the people who think we can't have healthcare because the rich will just pass the taxes down to us is a circle.

  • Whole top row plus laundry.