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20inmyhead @ 20inmyhead @lemmy.ml
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Just saw this while getting gas. Why is it illegal to get less than 4 gallons?

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  • Four ways:

    1: It’s not.
    2: The pump charges a minimum of 4 gallons.
    3: The pump dispenses at least four gallons, and won’t shut off before then.
    4: A cop watches every time a person fills up.

    Personally, #3 would be the most fun, from a distance.

    • How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only.

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  • Update your landscaping to modern fire-swamp and stock it with many rodents of unusual size.

    • How does your daily commute to work look like?

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  • Where I got on, not too bad, I usually got a seat, but it quickly got crowded. Nowadays I hear it’s better; ridership hasn’t returned to pre-pandemic levels yet.

    • How does your daily commute to work look like?

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  • Pre-pandemic I drove 15 minutes to the BART station, hopefully got parking. Walked 5 minutes to the train platform. Waited for train. 50ish minute train ride to downtown San Francisco. 10 minute walk to office. Pretty typical Bay Area commute.

    Now, I take my dogs for a walk, get back home, make coffee, relax. Go upstairs and login to work. WFH is the new normal and it’s great.

    • Your username has suddenly become your only means of staying alive. How bad is it?

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  • I guess I’m in my twenties forever now‽

    • People that lived during the Cold War, what was it like?

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  • You know how schools have active shooter drills now? We had nuclear attack drills…. Duck and cover people, duck and cover.

    • why are incels frowned/hated upon?

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  • I’ve never encountered an incel that wasn’t misogynistic. Generally they blame women for their lack of sex.

    • How do you HOPE you will die?

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  • Peacefully, with all my mental faculties at the ripe old age of 1,834.

    • Sony is erasing digital libraries that were supposed to be accessible “forever”

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  • Sony is shit for doing this, however if you buy streaming content thinking you’re going to have access to it forever you’re kidding yourself. Businesses will supply streaming content for as long as it’s profitable to do so. When that profit evaporates so does your content.

    • Apple's Vision Pro headset deserves to be ridiculed

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  • This is what they should have looked like.

    Maybe version 2

    • What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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  • Lack of stupidity

    • Exploring Reddit’s third-party app environment 7 months after the APIcalypse

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  • I’ve sideloaded it, but my guess is after the IPO they’ll cut off the public API support. They clearly don’t want 3rd party apps.

    • razor blades

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  • Remodeling contractors hate this one trick..

    • Most poodle mixed are called something Doodle except for the Cockapoo

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  • A Jack Russel Terrier + Poodle is a Jack Shit.

    • Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

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  • GenX, forgotten again

    • Elon Musk's X claims it's now a 'video-first platform' as it tries to reverse an advertiser exodus that has cost it billions in value

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  • If X is becoming a video site, Xvideos should absolutely sue them for infringement on their name.

    • What niche reddit community do you want to see find a place on the fediverse?

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  • /r/futurama
    /r/3Dprinting
    /r/swift.