11111one11111 @ 11111one11111 @lemmy.world

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I mean yeah it's a great idea but what if someone comes out with 6 minute abs?

Step into my office.

Why?

Cuz you're fucking fired!

-pooly paraphrased from one of my favorute scenes in Something About Mary

*bonus cuz noone asked, my favorite scene is when he asks his buddy how it's been and his buddy says "you know each day is better than the next" without thinking it sounds like each day is great but he's really saying is every day is worse and worse🤣

Maybe not Lay's but Monsanto will and has a history of winning in court.

Lol idk why buy this reminded me of the Shorsie episode when he has too many concussions that he has to stop playing because when has to shit if he tries to push he blacks out🤣

It's not based on country either. If lays catches you growing their patented strains of potatoes without their consent, they'll come after you no matter what country you are growing the potatoes in.

I used to get so annoyed at the auto correct to ducking but after a niece and nephew were introduced as variables I've found ducking the most effective sentence enhancer that doesn't provoke a parent teacher conference for my brother lol

So stop ducking using the service. How else is it ever going to change?

Is this why people who were born in Jersey never leave Jersey?😂

Holy fuck that is an absolutely terrifying read. Anyone scared of sharks should prolly think twice about reading cuz it justifies every fear especially if you struggle to accept reassurances by professionals that there is nothing to fear and how shark attacks on humans are just anomalies. 3 attacks in a span of 30 minutes and all following the PSA that assured the public that the first attack ever recorded on the American Atlantic coast was just an anomaly. Bam 3 more dead in less than 1 hours time. AND the 3 subsequent attacks happen in a fuckin creek and not the ocean. Fuckin wow. What a story.

To save anyone the click, the link is for a video that shows the exact same text as the title and nothing else. Doesn't show or tell anything about the game.

Lol so it's nothing like a saxophone or a trumpet and is just a curved Didgeridoo. (Fuckin Australia, 10/10 coolest names for everything they name)

"Failed to load image" I'm on mobile app so may just be me but it appears your link is broke.

Id start by asking for help from experienced vetrans of this site instead of other new users to the site🤪 /s

Would you spend trillions of dollars building something that was "unlikely" to result in catastrophic failure? I would prolly want more confidence of its longevity before dumping generations of wealth to build a structure that will cost billions more even to repair minor maintenance to.

.I feel like this article is trying too hard to paint the US military as being a monster that its made it too confusing to follow. There are so many easier stories to use to accomplish this that I don't understand what this article is even trying to report.

My questions after reading are:

I don't understand what is being done for the first time since 1974, is it Japan and US jointly investigating charges against a US military member or is it the first time they're doing a sort of audit of criminal charges?

If Japan has numbers for criminal charges against US military personnel are they the ones enforcing the charges?

Did the 2 rape investigations go uninvestigated until the change that happened days ago and why wouldnt Japan investigate their own people being raped?

If the US was brick walling Japan from investigating criminal charges of US personell then why all of a sudden allow this extended investigation by Japan?

Found waaaaaay more information from these articles:

https://www.stripes.com/theaters/asia_pacific/2025-01-10/okinawa-military-sexual-assault-cases-16437442.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/world/asia/us-marines-japan-okinawa.html

https://asiatimes.com/2024/12/the-truth-about-us-bases-on-okinawa/

Lol its 2025, homie. Just grow an auto flowering strand. Compact as fuck, turnover fast as fuck, minimal maintenence or Grower skill required.

I honestly don't know how the moon's physics work but it does appear to be covered in giant fuckin craters. So I was assuming there isn't much to stop something from smashing into the nuclear power plant once constructed and causing potential fallout risks.

My experience mowing over fucking ground hives lol. I didn't say shit about what the marital status of the bee was and I'm not saying fuck any bee not making hives. I'm just saying, the bees you want to save don't make hives in the ground. The solitary bee isn't making any hives when it's in the ground. I'm just advising anyone without a clue who tries to save the world by protecting a ground hive should prolly know it's not a pollinating bee. It's prolly one of the stinging asshole fucks that look like bees.

Record for most annoyed by lazy fucking co-workers.

Jesus fucking christ I hate kids lol why the fuck do people keep producing you little assholes. Millions of dollars to raise, zero ROI unless you force the little fucker to swing a golf club every day all day like tiger's dad, too stupid to eat shit or talk for like 3 years, then they're too stupid to teach for the next 25, constantly acting like they know everything, spewing bodily fluids out of every bodily outlet constantly until they're old enough to start masterbating at everything they see. Fuck I hate kids. "My mommy says I'll go blind and am too stupid to understand the real message" kids should just come out at the age 35 and save everyone the hassle.