Please do not violate our uneasy truce with the spiders. We must gather strength before they attack again.
This is what happens when there's no union.
It's funny, I was just thinking that this is how it feels to hear that there are more unions and more strikes than ever before. Like, yay, the situation is better, but there are still spiders and why were there so many spiders in the first place?
If there was a union there would not be a sign like this. Nobody would be going in if there were still spiders.
... in favor of the spiders.
Put a fake spider behind the sign.
The Magnus Archives is leaking again
Free pets yay
We gave them hats and they're now our friends. Except Bert. He is a cunt. As such, the perceived spider problem is mostly resolved.
MOSTLY