milk
milk
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Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
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oh, i thought it was a the office reference
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I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
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No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?
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Santa is coming to town :3
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Capitalism breeds innovation
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I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
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In case Santa is bulimic?
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Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.
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🤓
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Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
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Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?
Gotcha covered