The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point

We did one of these in elementary school. One day while I was back in my hometown, I remembered it and decided to swing by the school to see if they ever did anything with it.

The school was bulldozed.

They put the school rubble in the ground for people to discover in 50 years.
- It's the gift that won't stop giving: asbestos.

It’s actually just a trap door that when opened spews slime on everyone nearby.

This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.
But... You Can't Do That On Television.
*edited to add link

You know what to do: drink water, eat healthy, lift weights, go swimming, quit social media, quit your stressfull job and find the little things that make you happy, you don't need much.

Just remember not to die smh
- Oh fuck I forg-
You fucking monster! Just put me to death.
The only thing I worry about is the living conditions of middle-aged and elderly people, although I think too much about it now

GenZ here, I'm alive basically out of spite of not wanting to let the world kill me.

GenX here, I have no idea what's going on with any of this.
- Gen2 here I'm still compiling it

Why you already know what's in it

I don't.

The lost season 4 script for the Last Airbender. We get to find out that Toph's kid is Sokkas

I'm still mad about how dirty they did Suki in TLoK. Not even a fucking offhanded mention.

@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe 19 years

@ThePicardManeuver Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Dec 18, 2042 at 6:31 AM PST.
The remind bot will remind you in December but it will be opened in April!
- That's the reminder to set a reminder for April
- Good catch! I wonder if it can do dates...
  @remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe April 30th, 2042
@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe 18.2 years
- @tostiman Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Dec 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM PST.

LFG.

Did you also recently watch the recent Bright Sun Films video about Nickelodeon Studios?

There's at least 2 of us!

I didn't even know Nickelodeon was around in '92. I always thought of them as being very much a '00s channel, maybe founded in the mid-to-late '90s.

Amazing that they were not only around, but old enough to feel it made sense to do a time capsule then.

Oops, all slime!

Looking at some of the headlines from 1992 is pretty interesting:

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that states can't ban abortions
there were the Rodney King riots
Billl Cosby won a kids choice award,
Jeffrey Dahmer was found sane and guilty of murder
John Gotti convicted of murder
Goosebumps by R.L. Stine is first published
Cartoon Network goes on air
Sinéad O'Connor rips up a picture of Pope John Paul II on SNL
Rage Against the Machine releases their first album
Disney's Aladdin is released and makes a fuck load of money
Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter is born
Russian Federation is formed after the collapse of the Soviet Union

the camera being included is the best bit

Time capsules with less than 100 years are the dumbest thing.

When the same people who sealed it up are around to see it opened, it’s not a “time capsule” anymore than a couple of boxes at the bottom of the pile in my parent’s garage.

It's a silly little thing a kid's TV network did 31 years ago for kids. Calm down.
- But all of those kids are adults now. And the kids who will see it opened have no clue what it is.