Bowl cut gang, rise up.
Bowl cut gang, rise up.
Mom really had to make that $4.75/hour stretch.
Bowl cut gang, rise up.
Mom really had to make that $4.75/hour stretch.
Bowl cut? No...mushroom cut...
I'm sure top will look cringe (or whatever the new word for it will be) in 20 years too.
Are you implying that bowl cuts weren't cringe 20 years ago? The top will at least be in style when they are wearing it.
Um. Bowl cuts are in style NOW. Have you not seen those 20-something TikTok guys who are so sure they’re the most attractive person in the world? Bowl cuts.
And bowl cuts weren’t cringe in the 90s. Hence why we all had them. It was an accepted style of the time, and because the most horrible styles of the 90s are suddenly on trend again, they’re not cringe now—according to general consensus and fashion. It’s all relative. You or I can look back at our bowl cuts and think they look terrible, but they didn’t have the same context when they were on our heads back then. And they don’t for the people who got that haircut now.
The future is here:
What do we call that one?
I’m putting it out there now, cringe will continue to evolve and the feeling will get elaborated and exaggerated until the new version of cringe will basically be imploding into yourself like a black hole or being spaghettified.
I used to be cringe, but then they changed what cringe was. Now I'm not cringe anymore and what is cringe seems weird and scary. based af
Top one looks like it's from a Turkish barbers, but they photoshopped a kids face onto it because nobody would believe that Ronaldo had been there.
Top one will only last 1.5 days before needing the next haircut.
I remember getting a buzz cut when I was 8 or 9 in the 80s and thinking I looked so rad.
You could've teamed up with the kid with the bowl cut to have 2/3 of the Three Stooges.
Hair cut AND face paint. Half that kids hair is drawn on.
Easier and more hygienic, bald kids with paint and a wig.
Sounds like something from the Mycogen district (foundation series).
Both are ugly
My mom forced buzz cuts on me.
Luckily for you it's popular now to have bowl cuts nowadays. Too many teens doing that where I live
I've seen a lot of young kids with bowl cuts, mullets, like whatever the goofiest 80-90s hair cuts. They dig that shit, it's rad.
Sorry but both look dogshit
It never was "bowl cut."
As a women I don't get much say in it, but we could never afford haircuts growing up so dad and I cut each other's hair, but I wasn't given much choice. The top one looks like someone tried to make a little kid into an adult, but on the other hand, if he wanted it that way, why judge? Especially if it helps their self esteem.
I am a huge proponent of letting kids choose their own style and express themselves, even if we think it looks bad. I knew a lot of kids growing up with bowl cuts, snazzy buzz cuts, and just generic "insert male haircut here". It is just hair. It grows back. There is always going to be a little extra to unpack once you get their peers involved, but that is another lesson entirely (body image, unhealthy expectations, etc).