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Your next target

____ would like to connect. You know what to do.
Your next target is a notorious head hunter, known for his cheap, ill-fitting glasses. Eliminate with extreme prejudice, Agent 47.
- He does look like the profile pics of the targets in hitman.
Your mission should you choose to except it
- He can except it
  or accept it.
  Those are his two options.

Why would you choose to subscribe to linkedin notifications? Why, in particular, would you choose to receive linkedin notifications on your watch?

Notifications is a privilege you should only grant to key applications, and watch notifications should be the most important of all notifications.

"Here's a guy" via linkedin is not on the list of approved high-value notifications.

I agree. But I also haven't meet anyone IRL who curates their notifications. In fact most people don't seem to give a shit what apps they install and their notification bar usually has 3000 alerts pending.
- People are weird AF. I restrict almost all notifications and what's annoying sometimes these assholes (looking at you Google Play) re-enable them.
- If my phone buzzes at any point and I don't want to see what it shows me, that app loses all notification permissions immediately.
- I'm the person OP is talking about and my wife is the person you're talking about.
  It is physically and emotionally painful for me to have to look at or use her phone.
- Same, it's actually triggering given how easy it is.
- Which they then don't notice in the mass of useless bull.
Have you ever tried unsubscribing from LinkedIn notifications? The are like 300 and you have to do them all individually
- I never subscribed in the first place.
- the question is what series of horrible life events led to you needing the linkedin app on your phone in order for this to be an issue?

Posts like this make me realize it's probably a blessing that I can't afford a smart watch considering how terminally online I already am.

It's had the opposite effect for me, in the past when I'd catch myself doom scrolling I had only pulled the phone out to make sure I hadn't missed a message and then just didn't put it back down.
Now I'll just glance at the watch and see if it's important or not.

LinkedIn is garbage. I was trying to do some things on mobile. Nope. Gotta download the app. Switch to desktop mode, okay now you can do the thing.

I loathe companies that force their app by making an almost unusable mobile experience. If I didn't use LinkedIn to keep up with networks professionally, I wouldn't be using it.

It's far easier to control your experience, harvest your date, and feed you ads on an app.
Also keep in mind that on Android, apps will opt to use Webview, which Google has said they're injecting their web environment integrity bullshit into.
- I'm an android developer, so I fully understand what you're saying which is why I absolutely refuse to use any app that I don't absolutely need. If it's simple enough, I'll just make my own app, haha.

Is that a wrist tablet?!

Explain your big ass blue name
- I believe the name is using Unicode Regional Indicators for something other than their intended purpose. Not sure of the specifics though

LinkedIn is the worst social media. I get far more annoyed reading that than any other social media.

But it's a nice place to keep an updated CV

its a fedpost
- What does that mean

For years I didn't know LinkedIn was considered a real website. I thought it was just a spam factory and all the profiles on the site were either fake or generated from barely ever correct scraped info. Like those celebrity info sites that appear on Google but for business people. But no, somehow behind it all there's an actual company that the government knows about.

I got my jobs thru there. Beats indeed and monster and all those other sites

Usually with some corpospam message about never charging the company for overtime, because "that's what it takes to be the boss one day".

You know, rather than having the good fortune to fall out of the boss's wife's cunny, where his real boss will inevitably come from.

Holy shit, I just realized we have real life Dick Tracy watches now!

To see random dudes on linkedin! What a time to be alive!

"Meet Dave."

Not on my fucking wrist, pal!

I wouldn't mind being sent such a notification of the El Duderino abiding.

Is that Joe Scott?