2y ago

I had to try it to believe it

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You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it
- Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?
that’s your age in 4 years!
- I call it bullshit. It's easy to say that when nobody will remember this comment to check it in 4 years.
  
  !remind me 4 years
  
  I won't remember this comment in 4 minutes.
- My mind is blown
  
  Maths!!
- So if I'm 28, I'd be 32 in 4-years? So every one human-year is 1.14 4-years. Now I need to figure out the conversion of 4-years to dog-years... Currently seeking funding for my research if anyone's interested!
  
  I have a dollar! This is some groundbreaking stuff.
  
  oops, I meant fortyears. Yes, that's correct, but it's confusing because it changes as you get older. For me 1 fortyear is only 1.10.
Didn't work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.
For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.
23 is smaller than 100000000.
- Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.
  
  Oh
- I'm using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it's not
  
  Calm down Darryl, it's only a rehearsal.
What's most amazing about this little math trick is that it works with literally any number, positive or negative. Checkmate, atheists.
Now subtract 4, that's your age!
But it will be... in four years!
Joke's on you, I'm so bad at math it might take 4 years just as well.
If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it's my actual age =(
Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me:
- Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?

Can confirm.

    
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in 
    print(age + 4)
          ~~~~^~~
TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str

Is not my age.

fucking wizards...
holy shit this really works!
My whole life has been a lie 😭
Whoaaaaaaa
Whoa! How'd you do that?! :O
But what if your age was a division by 0
Take your age
Multiply it by zero
That is the age you were when you were born.
- Omg this worked for me

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