Be a better pirate.
Be a better pirate.
22 comments
-
-
why does the skeleton have an ear
-
They were on sale for a buck an ear.
-
-
Oh so were talking about the One Piece pirate code then
-
Ah yes, rule two of the pirate code: no swearing. This, of course, coming after rule one: no stealing. Very famous pirate rules.
-
what kinda land lubber whaleshite be this?
-
Scallywag
-
Darn it, won't get anything from pirate santa this year 😔.
-
He has a f... Frigging big head for that body.
-
He has a frigging big body for that ship as well
-
-
merde
-
Oki-diddely-doki, neighbour
-
No naughty word on my ship
22 comments
My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.
I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.
Just because they're pirate doesn't mean they don't believe in sharing.
I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.