Loblaws credits record profits to “raising prices on things humans need to live”
Loblaws credits record profits to “raising prices on things humans need to live”
“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”
for anyone just randomly seeing this on lemmy, the beaverton does indeed do satire
the sad part is: my first reaction to this was "huh, guess we're really gone that far..."
I like their twist on Bob Loblaw.
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