Skip Navigation

Risa @startrek.website

NegativeNull@lemm.ee @lemm.ee

2y ago

Star Trek: Canada

37 comments

"Take off, Hoser" is an excellent warp phrase.
Chief Engineer:
- You know, that's absolutely true. I ruined an icon :(
  
  Or elevated it. Who knows lol
- Chief engineer
  "We'll just seal up this crack in the dilithium crystal with the handy man's secret weapon; duct tape!"
Jokes on you, all the extras in discovery and SNW are Canadian! So are the crew who put the show together, so it's essentially star trek made by Canada
- So's The Shat.
  
  His picture is on the wall now.
Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine #4, I’m gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed, over.
- C'mon, use real space words, Rick!
- Worst case Ontario we won't be able to land back at base
Where's the Timmies? Where's the curling stone? Where's the hockey stick? The moose?
POSER!
- Better?!?
  
  Where's the Canadian Tire money? The maple syrup? The poutine? The Terry Fox? The Universal Healthcare?
  
  Unless... Is there no maple leaf on display?!
- And where's Shatner?
  
  His framed picture is on the wall
That's Molson Synthale in the Captain's chair, FYI
- American synthale's got too low a synthohol content.
Bubbles is in Engineering. Ricky and Julian are in the brig with Mariner.
- You kidding? Engineering is just red green with a roll of duct tape
  
  Engineer's secret weapon.
- and Chris Hadfield walking around playing his guitar
Was incredibly sad to not get to see some extremely Canadian energy on the USS Toronto.
I don't know what the Comms officer looks like, or is wearing, but either his name is Rogers Bell, or her name is Bell Rogers.
- https://southpark.cc.com/wiki/Terrance

37 comments