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𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗 @lemmy.world

2y ago

You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.

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- You've never licked the beaters?
  Did your parents keep you in oubliette?
  
  Or an Iron Maiden?
  I hope you're not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!
- Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons
- I weep for you
If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.
- You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.
  
  Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.
"Kiss"
- yeah this is the PG version of "where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?"
  
  Ask that pudding cup
  👁️👃👁️
  👅
- A special kiss
  
  Australian kiss, "Down Under"
said no one ever lmao I'm lonely
Jesus Christ. I thought the first one was covered in rust for a second
https://youtu.be/_pPuleshdtA?si=OntelwvG3J8qjirA
- I knew this would be in the comments
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  https://piped.video/_pPuleshdtA?si=OntelwvG3J8qjirA
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When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantis’ fingers digging in there.
- Why?
  
  Hey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.
  Ahh screw it.. Get the torches and pitchforks!

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