That is probably the review by a man with at least one "Hypnotically Caucasian"(dibs on the band name) woman out in a trailer, chained to a wall.
'Hypnotically Caucasian' sounds like a phrase that a hyper nationalist Ásatrú would use unironically.
That is probably the review by a man with at least one "Hypnotically Caucasian"(dibs on the band name) woman out in a trailer, chained to a wall.