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Sooperstition @lemmy.one

2y ago

Be careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wild

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Reminds me of these:
- Lmao never seen this before
You start hearing boss music and suddenly a health bar with "Francis, Vicar of God" on top appears on screen
- That’s the next game in the Dark Souls line: Bright Souls: YHWH’s revenge.
Does 50% bonus damage to undead units
Careful, he's about to spit poison and attack you!
I feel like he would spray holy water though.
- Which can also be considered venom if you're infernal enough 🤷
  
  Now I'm sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous?
  If you bite the Pope and you die, he's poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he's venomous.

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