2y ago

Hi. It's me. I'm the homie, it's me

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Same. If I can't eat what I want, what's even the point of being an adult? Eating things I like is basically the only thing I have left in life to look forward to.
- Being an adult is realizing that you can eat like that, but you don't because you know you can't eat like that.
  
  .. Every day. Every now and again ain't bad.
  
  Or you can be an adult and realize you CAN eat like that whenever the hell you want.
  Calories aren't magical because they're from processed food. It's still in-out. And if you've taken such shit care of yourself that you can't have a meal like that every now and then, it's not the food's fault lol.
- Same. Just leave me and my poutine alone.
  
  Yo wunderkind, you in MTL?
Honestly this looks disgusting even from a childhood point of view.
You drink soda for the meal, and keep the chocolate milk for the dessert.
- Every US school has conditioned us to drink chocolate milk with our meals.
  
  Schools have the worst chocolate milk. I say this as an adult that still drinks chocolate milk.
- Every kid I've ever known tries to have chocolate milk as the appetizer, the main course, and dessert.
Have some vegetables. They’re quite good. Fry them up with garlic and salt and they’ll be a lot better than chicken nuggets.
- Mac n cheese has noodles.
  Noodles are made with flour.
  Flour is a plant.
  Plants are vegetables.
  Therefore, Mac n cheese is a vegetable.
- Food is not a simple equation of higher caloric content = bad. It’s also not about “acting like you’re better” it’s about eating a goddamn vegetable once in a while.
  If all you eat is fast food then actually ordering a fast food salad and eating it WILL be better for you than just getting burgers and fries every time, even if it has more calories.
  Likewise, making vegetables palatable with a small amount of oil and salt is not the same as deep frying a processed nugget.
  
  Wut. A tablespoon of olive oil, some garlic salt and pepper is not "bad shit"
  
  I meant fry them in a frying pan with, like, a tablespoon of olive oil, not deep fry them.
  Like this: https://www.recipevibes.com/pan-fried-vegetables-recipe/
  
  Well I'm not saying I'm better but definitely I'm less salty than you.
Well, of course I know him, he's me.
Actually not because they got a stroke at a relatively young age
- That’s fucked up. Who did it?
  
  I heard your mom was giving out strokes to everyone.
- Aren't chicken nuggets carcinogenic, or am I misremembering.
Type 2 diabetes enters the chat
Dang. People really be out there livin' the dream.
I don't eat like this, but I'd like to.
I don't know this homie but I can see they are living the good life
Not every day, but that's some quick comfort food right there. Maybe once or twice a year? Fuck yeah!
- Aren't many people eating mcnuggets like everyday?
  
  Those aren't mc. Thems freezer nuggets
It’s a me, manchild :)
Honestly if they can still eat like that. I'm simply jealous. (Even though it does not appetise me)
- Any amount of exercise still will not save you from diabetes if eat like that.
  
  Eating sugar doesn't cause diabetes.
  
  False
Ouch my ~~balls~~ lower GI.
A meal fit for a king.

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