You're on death row and you have one final meal. What is it?

10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours

Along the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala
The final say

An all you can eat buffet. If I eat real slowly, the meal never ends!

Or you could die chocked.... Die on your own way!
- Power to the people!

The Rich

Yes! I want this printed on a t shirt.

The antidote to whatever posion they are about to give me

My victims

A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald's Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it's better to go than to stay.

And a non existent icecream because the machine is broken

I'll be dead the next day, so I'd say just give the meal to some homeless person.

This is wholesome! Good on you.
- He's on death row... So maybe he's not that wholesome.

8 pc fried chicken (popeye's), 6 slices of cornbread, half of a meatloaf, 1 portion of mashed potatoes, 2 scoops of mint chocolate, 2 scoops of cookies and cream (another container), 2 slices of chocolate and vanilla flavored tres leches cake, and finish it off with a creme brulee. Drink wise just water (just not shit dasani or aquafina) so I can enjoy the flavors

- I hate this. Not fair for one person to ruin it for all.
- Oh yeah that super racist guy heard about him through a papameat video his was absolutely insane. He was an actual piece of human shit through the very end
Good answer. I also have water with my dinner for the same reason.

Tomahawk pork chops, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, chardonnay.

That sounds glorious! Not had it myself but might have to now.

My accuser.

Freedom. Check mate.

Medium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.

Pees and wiped cream, this convict knows how to go out on a high note!

A nice dish of Presidential Pardon with some pre-signed Bill Gates blank checks on the side

Arsenic.

Everlasting gobstopper

I'd he too anxious to eat, so I'd probably go a nice fruit smoothie and some gin.

Your sentence was justified

The Off Menu podcast takes guests through their dream meals, which a lot of guests take to me mean their final meals.

I'd take a very simple but well made cheeseburger and crinkle cut fries.

Yum, especially if it's a smashed patty. It's a go to for me when I've had a few.
Edit: spelling

It’s cliche but a nice lobster with garlic butter, so good

Your fav is your fav even it's cliche. I've never actually tried lobster I get too in the head about it but I've heard it's glorious.

Upwards of 1000mg thc in edibles. Unless I'm on death row in the deep south, they probably can't get gumbo good enough for my last meal >_>

The Oklahoma State Meal. It is intense.

Yayuh boomer sooner

Dosnt matter, probably I will not eat at all.

The jury. Then an overdose of a narcotic.

Myself, I would have a Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, fried rice, hokkien noodles, honey pepper beef and a chocolate eclair for dessert.

The execution tool

The first thing that came to mind is lasagna.

A bottle of bourbon and a tin of breath mints

I'd have to go with the 21 year old scotch I had at my bachelor party.
I'll never forgive one of my groomsmen for adding sprite to it after taking a sip.

A real Jewish-style everything bagel, chive cream cheese, lox, more lox, tomato, sweet raw onion, cucumber, open- faced. Don't have to worry about your breath if it's your last meal!

pulls out uno reverse card what's you're last meal huh

A Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, honey pepper beef, fried rice and hokkien noodles. Chocolate eclair for dessert.

Can't eat when anxious so nothing. Unless I thought I could manage to puke it all up on the executioner.

Sushi platter flown to me on dry ice from Tokyo.