Memes @lemmy.ml Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 2y ago That's not a wand, Harry... Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemisms
It's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
Me when I'm a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke
A racist a transphobe and an antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "aren't you that girl who wrote harry potter??"
"The schlong choses the wizard"
I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.