Meet the EMH Mk3
Meet the EMH Mk3
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Diagnosis: it's not lupus.
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But it's also not immuloidosis or sarcoidosis.
"It's environmental" - Foreman
"You would think it's environmental, that's all they let your people believe about their circumstances" - House
And then everyone moved on from that casual racism lol
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Except for that one time when it was
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Kinda like Bones with a limp.
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This is honestly the perfect description of House.
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Still better than Andy Dick.
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Honestly as much as I hate to admit it I liked him in that episode. Which sucks because, like any normal rational human being, I hate Andy Dick with passion.
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You just got to hope that his patients don't suffer kidney failure from the 9 different procedures he guessed would work before they find the right problem
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I want star trek space babble explanations for medical problems. I want house to tell me that it's not a disease, it's a parasite, one that exists only when we're looking for it. A quantum parasite.
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Now we could easily fix the quantum parasite with the transporters only I'm not going to do that because that's to easy. So instead I'm going to inject you with Borg nanobots, and can you assimilate Foreman when he comes in because his whole job is to suffer.
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Just so you know, I'm stealing this idea, and will use it both during ttrpg play, and in a short story I've been looking for a good disease to work around.
If published, I'll credit you under whatever name you prefer, if you want credit.
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Pills. Vicodin. Lots.
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House likes medical mysteries. So if anything hed be very interested in what the medical emergency itself was unless it was trivial and therefore boring. Then you would have reason to worry.
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I want hawkeye!
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"This isn't a war, it's a murder."
"This isn't a war, it's a moida!"
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Great, now I have to watch House M.D. again...
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Honestly same... Glad to inflict it on you!
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I would love an episode of that. They've done plenty of fan fiction in holodecks, why not house (other than the legal crap, don't bring reality into this)?
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baka..
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