bert ernie ewoks Xpost
bert ernie ewoks Xpost
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Ewoks: And if you look away from the humanoid bone piles, over here, we have a fine selection of perfectly serviceable clothes to suit all shapes and sizes. We always like to let our sacrifices pick out what they'll wear last!
I mean...
Yub nub...
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According to the Ewok Adventure movies and the cartoon, there is a witch living on Endor. So any time you see something like that, a witch did it.
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God DAMMIT. Thanks for that. Now I'm Bert
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Picture this: a group of Ewok tailors who became famous designers after Leia helped them open a shop on Coruscant in order to bring in refugees.
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And one of those tailors helped fake up a Cardassian optolithic data rod
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Sir, please find your own holodeck and forget what you saw in here.
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Very quick seamstresses, they are.
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It's the only explanation really
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Oh, snap!
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They have space jesus surely they have space Instant Tailor 2000
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cross-post not X(twitter sheeez)
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Based and discomfort-pilled
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Tailors.
Same way RimWorld lets a fat guy wear a small person's stolen clothes [out in the field, with nobody capable of tailoring nearby]...
Plain, simple tailors.
Garak is that you? We all know you're a spy.