Can we please legalize some hallucinogens already so people start leaving these poor toads alone? It's not their fault they can make people trip balls.
Here's the article: https://www.npr.org/2022/11/06/1134615997/the-national-park-service-wants-humans-to-stop-licking-this-toad
He's sick and tired of everyone licking him.
His friends have started asking questions.