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Xusontha @ls.buckodr.ink

2y ago

Spooktober meme time!

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The real scary part is how many of them are using Java 8 and older.
- I work for one of the unicorns of my country. 3/4 of the apps I maintain only work on java 8.
  Legacy code op
  
  "Legacy code" Aka the fear of getting sued by Oracle for literal nonsense.
Write once, run ~~anywhere~~ away.
Java ... BAAAAD! Ahahahaha never gets old.
Also search your dictionary for 'sarcasm'
- in my personal experience the Venn diagram of people who say java sucks and the ones who write spaghetti code is a big fucking circle.
java le bad am I rite? updoots to the left
- Is this a boilerplate comment?
  
  Boilerplate comment for boilerplate meme
- It supports one of the best creative coding language, processing.
Here's another one: Companies depend on Adobe.
- Governments depend on Microsoft.
  
  Governments? Try critical infrastructure...
- Off by 1 error
  
  Usually these things are "or less". I see looking again that it wasn't actually said.
- That and: Companies are stuck with Adobe
That number is like 20 years old.
Today it's around 60 billion.
Spooky
- More like terrifying
  
  True
  I have to program in Java at my work and I absolutely hate it
I really do love some of the blunt and often accurate but not always replies from ChatGPT. I legit like it’s personality if that is what we can call it. Can be down right sassy at times.

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