taxonomy
taxonomy
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In old times, "let's name it after my name"
Months later... "your parents named you after a spider, haha"
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Paging Ryan George
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Those aren't spiders. They have 6 legs.
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They are spiders? What animal are you referring to?
Is it not
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Could also be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones?useskin=vector which aren't spiders but still are arachnids and have 8 legs, or even https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly?useskin=vector which are not arachnids at all, but insects and have 6 legs. All 3 different groups are called daddy longlegs.
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Once I learned that the two front “legs” are actually feelers, this became one of my favorite pieces of trivia.
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#gatekeeping
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Taxonomists would call them Pholcus phalangioides, though.
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What about daddy?
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The word "daddy" has been so sexualized to the point to where if I have kids (highly unlikely scenario, since I use Arch Linux), I'll just have them call me "father".
Someone mentioned Arch Linux?
You should switch to iusearchlinux.fyi
did I ever tell you that I actually use arch btw?
hot take: kids should just use their parents first names
to me it feels like keeping distance instead of having a good relationship, only second to "sir".
Well good luck teaching your baby your actual name if your name is hard to pronounce.
my siblings do this. it mainly worked/adapted to this because:
Edit: and i like the system more because i was very annoyed that i had to call other parents: {friends} mom, can i have a drink? because never heard their name. Thatvwas already infurating during kindergarden times
I grew up like this, using my parents first names. I started using mom/dad as a place denominator after they divorced, though.
I'm at dads is easier than using the first name, as that could mean other people's places, too.
So it's useful in a family that's united, and everybody gets it, but it's ironically harder to maintain after a separation. At least in my experience.
But I using Mac pop pop
The fact that you call it pop pop tells me you're not ready for arch Linux
Daddy Mac 'ill make ya Jump jump
Who knows, in 5 years that may be way more sexual
Depends on the context as always, preists have gone by the term father for a long time... which you can make your own jokes about