20h ago

Deserved honestly

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Reheated McDonald's??
- Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.
  
  You guys need to learn how to make a decent ham salad sandwich
Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.
I'd actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
- You've got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
  Pro move but it can be done
  
  This guy sips and smashes!
a brief coworker
COWER BRIEF MORTALS
- Out out, brief candle!
Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
- My dad. He drinks coffee with everything, including his coffee.
  
  No tea? No tomato juice?
- An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
  
  Wait, what is a regular amount of coffee to drink?
- Me, 5 minutes ago. What's so special about pasta and coffee combo?
- I’d probably guess the Italians
  
  And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
  
  They drink espresso
- People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
- i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
- Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw
  
  Coffee messes with iron absorption.
and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
- No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.
Where was this work? The prison kitchen or something?
- Smashburger
I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
- Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you're going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they're also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they're much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
  The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
  
  Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.
- I have stabbed no one because I'm not insane. Different strokes I guess
  
  No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support matters.
  
  Now thats insanity
- If it's on or near my plate I'm gonna try and eat it. It's called finger food for a reason.
That definitely happened
- Honestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man's luncheon. I believe it.
  
  Don't fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.
she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird... she as like
NOPE
and bailed
- By touching his food?
  Everyone doesn't have those kinds of fetishes
  
  There's the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn't have.
- Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.
  
  For some people it is
- Nah touching someone's food is weird.
  
  Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that's more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.
- Flirt? Nah, thats pure creep behavior.
- I think you need to learn how to flirt

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