guys, if you want to impress a lady
guys, if you want to impress a lady
you know what they say about guys with big ID books
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Literally one of the first dates I took my (now) wife on. She was in an entomology class and I lived in the foothills. I took her on a hike to collect insects for a class project. We also collected a roadkill snake on the way home for her to clean and articulate the skeleton.
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Not too crushed up?
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No, that was why we picked it up. It was in like-new condition.
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My dream date would be co-op in Elden Ring and they end up soloing the hardest bosses using the weakest weapon in the game without taking a hit. That would be so hot.
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"He kept saying that a stick insect had gone up his shorts, and it was for the good of all insectdom for us to find it and document its secretions."
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Girl, will you be my junebug? There is no metaphor; I think junebugs are the best in the world and you are the bestest junebug.
I won't stop dating and, heck, I might be true happy if someone feels the same w/me, but dayum if I dont wish someone who woud interlock fingers with me after saying above sentence
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But if that isn't a metaphor, then you're literally asking her to be your insect. I mean, I don't judge fetishes, but borderline feels rude.
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What in the grammar