Grown Up

Honestly being in my 30s is pretty great.

I'm am withheld by capitalism from making the choices I want.

The problem is now that I can afford to do whatever I want, sleep whenever I want, and eat whatever I want, my body can’t afford to.

Get some more reps in, you’ll hopefully be able to work out a way you can want to take care of your body. This will then in turn allow you to do eat sleep whatever you want.

Ain't it fun

Livin' in the real world?

Ain't it good?

I would prefer it if only my decisions affected my life, and not the decisions of other people. Want a well-paying job you're already good at? Better hope that another person decides you deserve it. Same with getting a place to live. It was quite a shock when I learned you had to fucking interview to rent an apartment, and may not be approved even if you have the money.

Same with getting a place to live. It was quite a shock when I learned you had to fucking interview to rent an apartment, and may not be approved even if you have the money.
Wait what? I've never heard of such a thing in any of the places I've lived. BS like needing 3x the rent or 1st, 2nd and last months rent + deposit yea
But needing to interview‽ That's a new one LMAO
- i was interviewed too when i was renting in Paris. What a shit show!
  worst i heard was about a landlord who invited all the "interested" at the same time for some kind of a MCQuestionnaire 🤷
  renting games! Be the best or stay out with the rest 🙃

I absolutely love it.

Honestly being a child is awful in many ways, wouldn't want to go back
- Pffffft as if you wouldn't want to be able to sleep like this without disasterous consequences...
  https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/funny-dog-sleeping-positions-1-5d5f8dfcdd704__700.jpg
  (sorry I don't know how to embed images on mobile!)

This isn't funny... (take your upvote and leave before I ugly cry in front of you)