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Hotchip69 @lemmy.world

2y ago

Eatin good tonight

28 comments

I don't mean to butt in, but what are those?
Whats wrong babe?? You haven't touched your Cornhole dogs!
God's watching everything you do and neither Him nor Satan can figure out what the fuck is going on.
- Ha jokes on him, I'm into that shit!
- God is a prude.
- Unironically a more coherent theist explanation than most organized religions have.
- Holly plug!
You people will do anything to make eating ass mainstream.
- I don't know why it isn't!
  
  The flavor, for one. I tried it once and it tasted like ass.
  
  I poop from there. Well, not anymore but I used to.
"These corn dogs are delicious, but they smell like shit!
- That’s a new house sauce from Chef Dan called Santorum. Think it’s named after some politician from Pennsylvania.
Batter? I hardly know'er
Cornhole Dogs
Good ass eating.... Good, ass eating. A comma can make a world of difference.
!TIHI
I’m just gonna say it…
This better be ice cream scoops and you really should turn them around before taking pictures
- Always remember to buy your ice cream scoop with a flaired base. You don't want to be making sundaes and all of a sudden lose a spoon up your asshole.
- Swing and a miss
  
  Can’t win the all 🤷‍♂️ 😂

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