Our dancers have infinite curves
Our dancers have infinite curves
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. First guy orders a beer. Every other guy orders half the amount of beer as the guy before him. The bartender, fed up, says just order two beers!
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Are you just gonna sit there like an undergrad and clumsily perform a naive mapping of my topological space, or are you gonna use your brain a bit, and exhaustively define a continuous homeomorphic equation to radically transform me into whatever shape you want?
If you can make the key, you can unlock me, and then I can map to whatever you want me to be >:D
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Damn, that's poetry
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Sorry babe but I can even remember how to do quadratic equations anymore
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Or just one?
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or rather, a half a one.
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[off topic]
"The Whore Of Mensa" A private eye goes up against a escort service that provides lonely men with intellectual conversations.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1974/12/16/the-whore-of-mensa
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By Woody Allen?
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Paywall
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You have posted so many of my favourite memes on Lemmy. Absolutely top tier shitposting 😭
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I had to look through their profile after you said that and GOD DAMN, they posted the ones I found most memorable!
We don't deserve you!
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"Our dancers have infinite curves" is clearly hyperbole.
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Full-frontal or full-dorsal nudity, but never both.
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Disappointing, I expected nude Microsoft programmers.
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They don't use protection, they push straight to production
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I call BS unless their dancers demonstrate that they can at least pass a high school algebra test.
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Believe it or not, mathematics majors who didn't put "engineer" on their resume. :(
(This is a joke not meant to insult anybody, aside from whomever is responsible for this "degree market value" idea.)
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Real nude mathbabes! T^2
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Such a missed opportunity.