1w ago

There should be novelty toothpicks shaped like little dicks. The would be called "dick picks".

Perfect for trashy bachelorette parties.

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After a quick internet search, apparently there are novelty penis toothpicks out there
- Bah shit. It’s all been done, there’s nothing original anymore.
- And there's already a thing called dicks picks, a series of grateful Dead live recordings
The name is too confusing, some befuddled man would end up using it on his junk.
Last year I started sending a friend Valentine's day Dick pics. That one was Warren Beatty as Dick Tracy. This year was Dick York.
"how many dicks can you fit in your mouth!?"
Or bachelor parties

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