Spirit animal

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They also can extremely clingy to their feeders in captivity. Like they will climb up on your arms with their tentacles and just hold it.
(For them it means they are “tasting” you because they taste with tentacles).
- Oh and they also squirt water at people sometimes! Some say it’s because they don’t like those people but I haven’t seen much suggesting that is true. It might actually be getting their feeder’s attention or just a sign of boredom.
If we could figure out a way to make it so they didn't die when they had sex, they'd probably rule the ocean.
- Not all of them do, and the real problem is that the typically only live about six years anyway. That’s probably the bigger problem to solve.
  
  It’s all that rage and hatred they have towards other fish driving them to an early grave.
  
  That's what I call checks and balances
  
  Or less, depending on species.
Mario Kart 2⁶ over here!
Good luck throwing shit underwater you crustacy assholes
Timothy
Yeetopus

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