You're absolutely right. I hadn't considered the very distinct possibility that the car's junk was not in the trunk. That's on me.
Isaac Newton: you can fit so many Newtons in this bad boyCar: you can fit so many fig Newtons in this bad boy
Slapping him in the dick is hardly equal. Opposite, maybe. But not equal.
Maybe the cars reproductive organ is on the roof. You don't know.
You're absolutely right. I hadn't considered the very distinct possibility that the car's junk was not in the trunk. That's on me.