3w ago

Good boy

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That's one way to learn lock picking I guess
- It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged
- ...and what i have for you today, is...
  
  "Let's do that again to make sure that it wasn't a fluke..."
  
  For real
- "This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we're going to Free Willie!"
He probably like:
New Fetish Unlocked
New Trauma Unlocked
- It’s the same picture.
  
  "My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!"
My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?
- I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.
  
  I mean it's a real product.... But usually it's a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don't judge. I mean unless you're the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.
  
  The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.
  And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.
- Where is this from
- Probably? While it's weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so...who the fuck knows...?
  
  these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U
  ...what? I thought it's a fetish thing exclusively.
- It's a joke review
- On a scale of 0-11, yes.
10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.
- He works for the Trump administration now.
  
  Yeah, he is one of the doge kids
  
  He's that 22 year old counter-terrorism czar.
- Did he go to seminary school?
What a terrible day to be literate
Bet it barely even slows him down.
- Might as well give him a fetish over time.
  
  Exactly! And what a great kink to have!
Health and beauty
Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)
Do you want a sissy femboy bottom, because that's how you get one.
- Wait til you read that second-last sentence about taking it off at seminary
Lmao,you had me in the first 90%
People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I've never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em...
Wow.
8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.
- Or pick the lock. Super easy.
- wonder how long will it take for sweat to corrode it
Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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